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This Guy Wouldn't Last On Twitter

Posted by Michael J. Sielaff on September 5, 2013 at 7:30 PM Comments comments ()

This message was sent to Megan, 26, from Huntington Beach, CA: 

"After finding you here I wanted to write you and see if perhaps I catch your eye as you have mine. After seeing your shots…Gee, you don’t know how to take a “bad” picture do ya? lol Along with your laughing eyes, very soothing smile and your beautiful hair I can see where any man would be proud to have you on his arm, to barrow a phrase from another time. As I'm sure you can already...

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But things were going so well...

Posted by Michael J. Sielaff on June 10, 2013 at 10:15 PM Comments comments ()


What's your favorite Arnold film? I gotta go with Junior.


안녕 당분간,



Korean!! Hmm... Junior is great, but I gotta go with a tie between Predator and Commando.


And hi Michael, I'm Rikki!



Wow- we both didn't say Terminator. How did you get started Fencing? That's definitely a sport I'd l...

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Is This Mic On?

Posted by Michael J. Sielaff on June 6, 2013 at 8:35 PM Comments comments ()

"I was going to get my entire left arm tattooed with a motorcycle gang smoking weed while shooting their guns to impress you, but then I read you're profile more closely.  So I'm changing a lot in order to make this work.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a bun in the oven that needs tending to..."        -twotoedsloth, OkCupid



Do your feet get wet in the rain because you like to jum...

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Trying To Relate...

Posted by Michael J. Sielaff on June 6, 2013 at 8:20 PM Comments comments ()

"You're studying rocket science?! Sweet! I always wanted to be an astronaut, but had to give up the dream in middle school when I out grew the height specifications (I bet NASA's intramural basketball team isn't very good). I suppose I'll just wait until trips to the moon (or Mars) come down in price..."       -twotoedsloth, OkCupid

"I always enjoyed city planning myself- or does Sim City 2000 not count?"      -twotoedsloth

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