The Messages

Trying To Relate...

Posted by Michael J. Sielaff on June 6, 2013 at 8:20 PM

"You're studying rocket science?! Sweet! I always wanted to be an astronaut, but had to give up the dream in middle school when I out grew the height specifications (I bet NASA's intramural basketball team isn't very good). I suppose I'll just wait until trips to the moon (or Mars) come down in price..."       -twotoedsloth, OkCupid


"I always enjoyed city planning myself- or does Sim City 2000 not count?"      -twotoedsloth


"A 3rd wave coffee shop is where the 3rd person who waves at you has to buy you a drink of your choice...right?"  -twotoedsloth


"You rap? 'Ight, I'll lay a beat down and you freestyle....

 

Poo-pa-chick-cha-poo-poo, poo-pa-chick-cha-poo-poo, poo-pa-chick-cha-poo-poo

Poo-pa-chick-cha-poo-poo, poo-pa-chick-cha-poo-poo, poo-pa-chick-cha-poo-poo

Chick-chick-chick-chick

Poo-pa-chick-cha-poo-poo, poo-pa-chick-cha-poo-poo, poo-pa-chick-cha-poo-poo

Poo-pa-chick-cha-poo-poo, poo-pa-chick-cha-poo-poo, poo-pa-chick-cha-poo-poo"          -twotoedsloth


"Hey, I'm half white and half tan, so at least we have something in common.  And we're both actors...I'm too pretty for the modeling industry."  -twotoedsloth


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