Have you tried online dating? Me too. Talk about a waste of time. Not because only 2% of the women I contacted got back to me, but because all the funny messages I sent were either unread or unappreciated. I could have written an entire 13 episode sit-com with the material I used in my sad attempts of woo-ing ladies who never even clicked on my profile. I mean, each epistle took a good 10-20 minutes to concoct! Unbelievable. Now I'm out of ideas for my next sketch, screenplay, or crappy YouTube video. So, I figured I'd post some of these I-took-way-too-long-writing-this messages in hopes that my pursuit of love will at least amuse somebody. I've also included other comical pictures and profiles I've run across while being a member of the eHarmony, Match, and OkCupid communities. Feel free to send me your clever messages to hugznkissez18 and yoga_pants4593 or any other content you've laughed while on dating websites and I'll most likely add it to the collection (don't worry, you'll be credited). Because online dating is funny. And good humor should never be wasted.
Unless noted otherwise, all content was created through the tears of Michael J. Sielaff